God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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