I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Drunk is not a location!
Randomize