You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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