This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
