Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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