Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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