Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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