is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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