he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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