Sry I called you an 8
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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