No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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