Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
