i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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