He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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