ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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