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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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