A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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