shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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