I wish I only lived at night.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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