ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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