So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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