i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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