So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Randomize