I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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