How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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