Dual....:-)
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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