she looked like the before picture.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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