I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Green mimosas i think yes
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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