doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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