If i come over, it means nothing
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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