no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm always down for nudity.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
