pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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