well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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