Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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