I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you have to choose: penises or morals?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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