After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sober January is a disaster.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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