The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
