We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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