dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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