You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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