She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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