You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Randomize
