Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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