this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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