omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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