It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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