I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
