What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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