You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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