when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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