glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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