real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
