my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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