Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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